see you in hell, San Diego
According to a San Diego craigslist posting: "Come and interview with the casting directors of Hell's Kitchen August 7! Call 310 775 5214 for an audition time slot."
The auditions must surely go something like this:
Are you willing to be berated furiously and repeatedly by Gordon Ramsay?
Do you cry easily? Are you prone to backstabbing? Night terrors?
Will you be on a "cooking show" that never, ever actually shows how to cook anything?