this ain't no damn dirty ape
Best ape escape story ever. Judy the chimp was raised as a housepet and now lives at the Little Rock Zoo. She waltzed out of her sleeping quarters when a zoo employee inadvertently left her door open. Judy went into the service area where her food was kept, rummaged through kitchen cabinets and helped herself to the juice and soda bottles that she could open.
Now comes the best part. Judy grabbed a sponge, wrung it out and wiped down the fridge. She found the bathroom, grabbed a toilet brush and cleaned the toilet. What a great ape! Does she do windows?
